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Witze, für die man seltsame Sprachen sprechen muß...

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

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What's the best thing about 28 year old girls?
There's 20 of them!

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Three women were out having drinks and talking about their boyfriends and their nicknames.

The first girl says: “I call my boyfriend Hulk because he is absolutely ripped and well, he is MY Super Hero.”

The second girls says: “Awwww that’s sweet, but I call MY man Valentino because he is the master of romance.”

The third girl smiles: “Well THAT may be true in YOUR world, but I call MY boyfriend Drambuie.”

After a moment, the first girl asks: “Drambuie??!!! – Drambuie!!??? - Isn’t that some kind of fancy liquor?”

The third girl smiles even more: “He SURE is!”