Voices of America

I'll say one thing about those Iraqazoids – they're like Texans. They're greedy, paranoid religious fanatics who loooove to blow shit up.
-- www.whitehouse.org

When lawyer Bonnie Scott Jones of the Center for Reproductive Rights put Kline on the stand, she asked if anything beyond kissing was acceptable. Is oral sex performed by a boy a reportable crime? Yes, said Kline. Oral sex performed by a girl? ''I'm not certain," he said.
-- State Attorney General Phill Kline

Tom Cruise jumping on furniture again
-- CNN Entertainment

"Leave the Scientologists alone, already. Don't they have enough to worry about, what with the tyranny of the galactic God Xenu and his evil body thetans?"
-- The Onion