Mein eigener Rap

Mein Freund Michael Joplin hat ein Rap-Album geplant, auf dem er Songs zum Thema Zauberei produziert. Thematisch geht das also Richtung Harry Potter. Die Produktion hat er durch Spenden finanziert: wer $25 beisteuert, bekommt einen maßgeschneiderten Rap. Hier ist meiner:
http://soundcloud.com/manateemann/andreas

(mr. fabis... mr. fabis.. mis mis mis mis mr. fabis)

the german playas
bound to slay us
earthquake like the san andreas
cooler than the Fonz
like the ancient Teutons
in his dungeons where
he hides his magic wands

Chorus...

feelin' frisky
improv dirk nowitski
high class
super duper ritzy
pleasing fräuleins
in every german region
joke ambassador
with the foreign legion

Chorus...

The big news like Reuters
Always feels the schadenfreude
Gott im Himmel!
Moonlighting like Cybill
His words are magic
all the rest is drivel.

Chorus...

Counting stacks
like banks
sometimes he feels
some angst
especially when some
chump tries to step
in his ranks.
theres a party at his house
everybody's invited
the teutonic heart throb's got
the ladies excited.

Chorus...